I got back from my two week trip a couple weeks ago, but have been swamped with my “real job” stuff as well as my guidebooks which I’m hoping to have done soon.
I typically avoid Hueco. The problem with Hueco 1. is that its really busy and really popular 2. they only let a certain amount of people into Hueco each day, and 3. I’ve climbed enough at Hueco that I’ve done just about everything that I think I can do. Welll…I’ve recently jumped in strength route climbing and have also jumped a number or two in bouldering grades, so I figured what the heck.
My friend Leanna Lockhart invited me to do a two week trip to Hueco; she was making all the plans an arrangements and I was super psyched down for it!! Yeah!
The plan was climb two days on, one day off. 2 days on North Mountain, 2 days tour, 2 days on North Mountain, 2 days tour. And that’s exactly what we did. It was perfect.
I couldn’t believe how “not popular” it was a Hueco this year. It was dead. Basically, anyone could have walked onto North Mountain (reservations not booked) every day of our trip! And the weather was perfect.
I was pleasantly surprised with my performance! According to the guidebook, I climbed every grade from V0 to V9, though my hardest problem climbed to date was V7 and I have done maybe half a dozen of them.
I’ll go through my send list.
V9 – Paleozoic. This one really doesn’t count. I think either the book is drastically wrong of the problem is really contrived. This problem is across and left looking out from “Daily Dick Dose.” A low start leads to some moves over a bulge and then either some tick-tacking or a big long lock-off move (the way I did it.) This one though list first isn’t really worth anything more than a mention – it really wasn’t that good!
V8 – Stegosaur. This one IS AWESOME. Its my first V8 and checking 8a and videos, a lot of folks are taking this one at the grade. It took me maybe 20 + tries, but when I did it, it was pretty easy. This problem climbs a really awesome rail feature under a steep roof up and to the left on the way to the “New Meadow.” I fell on the lip move TWICE before figuring out some KUNG-FU beta.
Now we get into some actually legit sends ๐
V7 – New Religion. Ok maybe not so legit, but this one was a “lifetime goal” of mine. Basically, this one is two big moves between good holds out a really steep roof. Situation on this really nice rock patio on East Spur, this problem kicks some serious butt! I fiddled around with the moves and got this one my second serious try! Pretty stoked!
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New Religion V7 |
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New Religion V7 |
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New Religion V7 |
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New Religion V7 |
V7 – Better Beat Your Sweeties – This one was another “life goal” problem of mine. I had previously this problem YEARS ago but was unable to climb it. This one “taught” me how to do a drop-knee dyno. I’ve never really been very good at drop-knees. This problem is basically one move. Some good incut hand-holds to start with a high right drop knee and a BIG move across your body straight up with the right hand to a right facing sidepull. I finally stuck the move when I decided I was going to “TRY AS HARD AS I POSSIBLE CAN!!” I stuck it weird with only my middle finger, but managed to pull through! I tried this single move probably 40 times before I finally stuck it.
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Better Beat Your Sweeties – V7 |
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Better Beat Your Sweeties – V7 |
V7 – Hector in a Blender. This was my hardest and proudest send of the trip! I got it my last day of the trip basically on my last real try that I had on it! This problem climbs long moves between good holds on a fairly steep wall. The problem starts on two tiny edges and a good heel hook and climbs through some awesome cross moves and sidepulls. I was definitely stoked to have my Tenaya Oasis on this one! The heel hooking and downturned toes definitely made the difference for me. I was so stoked to send this one!! I didn’t really expect it!
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Hector in a Blender – V7 |
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Hector in a Blender – V7 Photo Leanna Lockhart |
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Hector in a Blender – V7 Photo Leanna Lockhart |
V6 – That Hi Pro Glow. My only V6 of the trip funny enough, I had tried this one on two separate occasions on two separate trips. Our first day on East Spur, I put some serious work into this one, coming close once, but not sending it. I was pretty bummed out and wasn’t sure if I’d be able to do it on the trip, but then I came back on our 2nd to last day of our trip and did it FAST EASY! I was so stoked. This problem starts on a super sloping rail and climbs around an arete with some slaps and finishes with a slap to a good hold, then a casual topout. I WAS REALLY happy to get this one on the trip! I was super happy once again to have my Tenaya Oasis for the toe hook and heel hooks on this one!
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That Hi Pro Glow V6. Photo Leanna Lockhart |
V5 – Dragonfly. This one was one of those problems that I had tried before but was not able to do! I was so bummed. It was easy for me to the last move and I could get there every time but probably blew off there like 10 times or so. This trip it was my b*tch. I did it first go, easy! I was really stoked. Having not sent it on my previous trip maybe 4 or 5 years ago, this one really stood out as a problem that I wanted to get back to! Dragonfly starts with a pumpy “no feet” traverse. A lot of folks just campus this part, but with my downturned shoes and good footwork, I kept them on the whole time. The last section is kinda funky – a high left heel hook and a right hand gaston, the climber makes a long push move left to a good hold…and then its done!
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Dragon Fly – V5 East Mountain |
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Dragon Fly – V5 East Mountain |
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Dragon Fly – V5 East Mountain |
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Dragon Fly – V5 East Mountain |
Jigsaw Puzzle – V5. This is another one that I had tried before but was unable to put the “pieces” together. Do you get it? I think I’m funny ๐ Oh well. This problem on East Spurt Maze starts on a good hold with bad feet and then immediately goes to another good hold with a good heel hook, The problem gets it’s name because it climbs up these super deep but not always incut patina flakes that are hand + sized. Really cool climbing. The crux involves holding a weird hold and making a cross move, then it just gets pumpy toward the end. I did this one first try of the day!
No photos sorry!
If you’re planning a trip to Hueco, here’s some beta:
1. Make sure you get North Mountain Passes – Call the texas state park – you want to get them 3 months to the day. You can reserve up to 3 days in a row but 2 on, 1 off is best.
2. For commercial guides check out: http://www.wagonwheelcoopt.com/
3. Stay at the AAC Hueco Rock Ranch. If you’re going for two weeks its worth it to join the AAC and get half price on camping. https://www.americanalpineclub.org/p/hueco_rock_ranch
4. Eat dinner at El Pasita every night. The burritos are the best. From Hueco, turn left at the first light going towards town. Its behind the Vista. Its a little connivence store with some of the best food I’ve ever eaten in the back!
5. The guidebook is published by Wolverine Publishing and is AWESOME!!